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Showing posts with label Monica Laura. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monica Laura. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

The Official UNofficial Aries Yearly Horoscope


Ok, Aries folks... this is your official unofficial horoscope!
Yay!
OMG! This is going to be so fun...
Mmmkay...

Dear Aries,
You are giving the world a headache! For the rest of this year, you need to quit ramming (you like that, huh? How clever of me! Ramming... ) us in our hips with your "shoulda, woulda, coulda's" and get to getting! Time waits for no one and you've been procrastinating way too long, mmmkay? So, go get dressed. Comb your hair because it looks like you got dreads and you don't. And brush your teeth for heaven's sake! We're seeing some pepper in your teeth and lemme tell you that ain't (Don't even start... I know my english!) even cute! Man up, sissy! Oh, yeah! Do something spontaneous right after you read this! And uhhh... remember that thing you were thinking of doing yesterday? Well, don't do it becauuuuuse... uh, just don't, ok?!

If you're single... still...
Hmmm...
Well, this ain't a singles column. I can't help you homie! Errr!
If your in a relationship... I told you S Factor works! Get it! Ow!
Annnnd, errrr-uh... yeeeeah...
Welp, that's it!

Disclaimer: Because some people may very well take this to heart (you silly goose!), I am not a psychic. Duh! This is strictly for entertainment purposes only! :0)


Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Lissette Ferrer: Paint a Thousand Words

So, I've known this gal here, since 2005.
She goes by Lissette Ferrer and I will never front on my first impression...
I could NOT stand her!
It really didn't matter because she couldn't stand me either.
Why, you ask? Hmmm... I guess we were both judging each other by the cover, which is something you learn not to do when you're a lil young'n.
I'm pretty, so I guess that made me conceited. She was just her and I couldn't stand it.
Still, it was weird because the only thing we knew about each other was of each other!

It was 2005 and time for the district trade aka slave trade, where all the employees get mixed up and sent some place new.
Oh, Lawd! Not her! I can't stand her!
She was definitely calling me the "B" word in espanol!
Oh, well. Hater! (Lol!)

Truly, I cannot arrive at when we first spoke or when I started liking her as a person (probably when we stopped cutting eyes at each other), but booooooooy, did we get in trouble! I would love to spill the beans on all that we did, however... she's still employed there!
Hahahahaaaaa! Nobody will know but us two and Yosting aka Justin because he was always there to witness it!
HOLT!
Mmmkay, lemme tell you a story because I have a short attention span!
One morning, we tested out mase! I'm talkin' the smallest little squirt. Like, "cushhh!" That was it!!!
Word of the wise: NEVER IN YOUR LIIIIIFE, test this joint out in a closed space! Lmao!
It will clear a rooooooom! Hahahahaaaa! Well, now we know! Errr!

Any who...
Getting to know her, I've seen her at the bottom. Since, we've been friends in and out of the good and bad, I'm glad I get to see her slowly rising to the top. She is a visual artist and it's a craft I can tell owns her heart. She's pretty good at it. What I appreciate about her is that you can give her an idea and she will gladly run with it!
It's weird what you discover about people when you don't pass judgment. She's an odd one... but, I like her! :0)


<<<---Her latest, "Fetus."





"MyLife"
I can identify with the reason she chose this as the title. Although that's another story all it's own, I'm sure it's says a lot about her. --->>>



"TheRottenApple."
This is my over all favorite; painted on fabric. In person, the quality is ridiculous!
<<<---







Her artwork will be showcased in the Orlando International Airport, Artport Exhibition from mid April to early June and May during her 2nd Annual "White Party for Leukemia" exhibition. Look her up!

TheLissetteFerrer@gmail.com

Sunday, March 28, 2010

No, Domingo! No!

So, it has been decided...
Hold up, I think that you should take a seat for this one...
Actually, lemme get you some water first and then you should sit down.

Are you ready?
Mmmkay...

Are you surrre?

Mmmkay...
I have decided that on Sundays I will not be posting!

Are you going to be alright?
Do you need a hug because I have a bank full to give away...?
There, there now...
I just need you to miss me! That's all...
No, no, no... it's not you!
It's me...
No, no... Your hair looks ... no, your weight is fiiine!
I just need a day to think things out. That's all!
I promise I'll be back on Mondays!
Yes, yes, I promise!

...Of course, I pinky promise!

You'll still be here right?

:0)
Youdda, youdda bessst!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Wet Behind the Ears

So, I just started this fantabulous blog of mine and I must say there hasn't been a day yet, that I haven't been tickled by myself!!! I'm quite pleased with it's outcome and I hope you stick around to see it get a million times better!
Feel free to drop me a line about things you'd like to hear me make funny or write about, sing about, draw... Whatever floats that boat of yours!

See ya later, alligator!
(And, yes! I still say that! What!!!)

Kisses! <3