Can Somebody Buy Me These?

My Lover made these...

His name is Christian. Christian Louboutin...

For anyone wanting to but me these please do inquire about the shipping address!

Stanks!

You look like a horse!

Ahahahahaaaa!

I hope the designer of these shoes wasn't serious when he made these and put his name on it! (Psssst... his name is Rick... Rick Owens! You clown, you!)

He must think women look like horses to wanna make their feet look like a Clydesdale's!

Honestly, they would've been fine without the black sheet! Right?

Let's do a little experiment to see if he was on the right track... Ahahahaaaa...

Parental Advisory: This post may contain content that may not be suitable for a young'n's eyes. If they see this while you're looking, don't you blame me!

Mmmkay...

As we were saying... the experiment! Ahhh, yes!

And we shall continue...

Here it is...

LOL! We gotta keep it classy up in here!

And for those of you who think I'm hatin', that is sooo not the case!

To each it's own!

Lol!

Sundays are for Writing!

See you tomorrow, darlings! :0)

Sundays are for Writing!

See you tomorrow, darlings! :0)

Sundays are for Writing!

See you tomorrow, darlings! :0)

"Turn the Lights Out and Listen Tuesday"- MGMT- Electric Feel

How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways...
MGMT is definitely on that good ish! I call it The Good Ship, Lollipop! Well, that's the only explanation I could come up with! I really love the feel that this record gives me... it's just something kind of smooth. It's quite the random thing, too! Those characters from Chuck E Cheese were playing the instruments! Watch it! You'll see!

Appreciate this video by itself for the simple fact someone actually dug deep into their imagination to produce such a unique style of video to compliment this track. Brilliant!

I should've been up in this video with Adel Abouelala! Yo, that would've been crazy! You need us to stand there doing random things?! Done! Yeeeeeah...

This track is far from the noise you hear on the radio... I guess the radio doesn't like good music most of the time. Humph!

Do enjoy!

Now, get it on your iPod... You're welcome!

illMonic presents MGMT!

Sundays are for Writing!

See you tomorrow, darlings! :0)

Fierce & Fun Fashion Friday: Do We Not Love This?

I mean, really...

How sexy is this bathing suit?!

REALLY SEXY!
Although, Christian Dior came out with this piece back in February 2009, let me tell you that I'd rock this joint every dag on summer without shame! And you know what? I'd pose just like this on the beach with that same bracelet and pair of sunglasses! Trust, I will not even care who looks at me funny like, what the "f" is that girl doing?! Whatever, dude, I'm sexy! Don't even hate!

You know, looking at this, it's not very much going on as far as the details, but it's just the right amount of a little bit that did the trick. Hmmm... I wonder what the back looks like. I hope it's not a thong... Nah, I don't think they'd do that to this nice piece of brilliance...

My rating? 3 snaps in a mutha f-ing circle!

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It's the Fonz! Fonzworth Bentley, that Is!!!

Whaaaat?! When did Fonzy come back out with another album? I mean, where have I been?! Wherrre?! Yo, I'm diggin' this record of his- featuring Mr. Anthony Hamilton!
It's a bit banal compared to what we expect and know of him to but he's on point with this one here! Just a little bit of sugar is nice! Yeah, he's still dressed to impress and I must say that I dooo love his style! Quite weird that he started off as Diddy's umbrella boy, but hey! You get it boy! This is one smooth track right here! Welcome to my iPod, Fonzy!

Introduciiiiiiiing... JADE!

This is my oldest niece, Jade!

This little girl cracks me up!

Just thought that I'd post it because I was completely tickled by her...

Watch the way she runs out like it was an emergency! Ahahahahaaaa!

Sorry for the briefness of this post, she gave me quite the long list for my new job as the Clean-up Crew! Lol!

Love you, my little sugar muffin!

Turn the Lights Out and Listen Tuesday: Maze and Frankie Beverly- Happy Feelin's

This is one record I could ne-verrr get tired of. If you want a classic, this is definitely one that never loses it's groove. I love it when musical geniuses find each other and create such bliss to my ears! I could hug this record! Awwwh! Couldn't you? I could! Right? I know!

Vibin'.

This track right here is smoooooth and promotes much of what we need with all that's happening in the world right now. Just for a moment, let's throw it all to the wind, baby! Forget about that article due, classes tomorrow, forget about work! Get you a nice glass of _____- whatever your poison... Dim the lights... get your man or lady and enjoy yourselves. Or who even cares if you dance by yourself?! That's normal- I know I do it!

Vibe... oooooh, that's nice, right?

Yessss...

Yessss...

I know...

You're welcome.

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Beware! Lock Your Car Doors! Dummy on the Loose!

So, as very few of you may be aware, after a 2 year hiatus, I flew back to my old lover, New York, to visit my sister and her family for a few days last week.

On the first day that I arrived, I took my sister's car and went to get a few things from Shop Rite with my mother. All done. As we began to walk to the car, my mother remembered that she needed to go to Money Gram (which was in Cigar Aficion). We went. As we exited, she decided that she wanted to walk to the shoe store. We went. Afterwards, I remembered that I needed to go to 99cents City (which was really disappointing because it was no longer a city filled with just 99cent items- it was filled with items costing 99cents + $2, $3, $4 and $5!!! What the heezy?! Then it should no longer be called 99cents City! It should be called 199cents City! Or how about 299cents City?! How about that?!)

Pety letter to the owner:

Dear 99cents City,

How could you deceive me this way?! HOW?! LIARRRRRR! Oh, and you suck!

-illmonic

Anywaaaaaays...

My mom said, "You go and I'll bring the car over!"

I said, "Mmmkay!"

I paid for the stuff and my mother and I started to walk back to the car.

DUN! DUN! DUNNNNNNN!

This is where it gets crazy!

Mmmkay...

Background Information:

My sister just got a new car- it's pretty cool. I like it! But, for some reason, (sorry Jesca! Love youuu!) she always has something on her floor! ALLLLLLLLways!

Ahahahahahahhaaaaa!

That's funny!

Today, or that day, rather, it was a newspaper.

Moving on...

We start walking back to the car and I approached the passenger side. My mom walked around the back. I opened the door, hopped in and I was deeply touched! I saw that my mother removed the newspaper from the floor when she moved the car. I don't know how she could've seen it from the driver's seat, but yeah! Awwwwh!

But, wait... where in the H-E double hockey sticks did that pink jacket come from?!

And wth put these seat covers on the chairs?!

Who the heck's carrr is dis?!

OMG!

I DON'T KNOW!

GET OUT! Shut the door! I said to myself as I tried to escape from the UNcrime I had just committed! And this is New York! Whaaaat?! OMG! Somebody is going to see me! Oh, sugar and spice! RUNNNNNNNN, GIRL! RUNNNNNNNNNNN!

But, I had on some flip flops! I can't look cute running in some flip flops! C'mon son! Luckily, I saw this kid that had on some Jordan's and I said, "Son, can I borrow your Jordan's?"

He gave me the look. That let me know to keep it movin'...

I did!

I skedaddled my happy little self all the way up to my mother who was looking at me like Iiiiiii was the crazy one!

Apparently, she walked around the car I had gotten into and back to my sister's car!

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

Oh, that wasn't her car?! Oooops! My bad!

Next time lock your car lady! I could've taken that pink jacket!

Ahahahahahaaha!!!

The End.

I'm not ashamed of myself.

A day in the life of Monic'... You're welcome! :0)

DISCLAIMER: A very small part of this post was, in fact, fabricated. But, I could've asked a kid to borrow his Jordan's... except for the simple yet, very real fact that I don't wear sneakers.

Ahhh, well!

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Sundays are for Writing!

See you tomorrow, my darlings... :0)