Yikes!

Pardon me, people!

I know it's been a lil bit since I've posted something, but let me explain!

I have been quite occupied with the great things in life- not to say that you're not important!

Many amazing things have been coming my way and it has been quite a handful!

I am working on somethings to post for you and will be right back on it with a load for you to catch up on by this Thursday!

I hope you can hold on till then!

Kisses!

The Official UNofficial Aries Yearly Horoscope

Ok, Aries folks... this is your official unofficial horoscope!

Yay!

OMG! This is going to be so fun...

Mmmkay...

Dear Aries,

You are giving the world a headache! For the rest of this year, you need to quit ramming (you like that, huh? How clever of me! Ramming... ) us in our hips with your "shoulda, woulda, coulda's" and get to getting! Time waits for no one and you've been procrastinating way too long, mmmkay? So, go get dressed. Comb your hair because it looks like you got dreads and you don't. And brush your teeth for heaven's sake! We're seeing some pepper in your teeth and lemme tell you that ain't (Don't even start... I know my english!) even cute! Man up, sissy! Oh, yeah! Do something spontaneous right after you read this! And uhhh... remember that thing you were thinking of doing yesterday? Well, don't do it becauuuuuse... uh, just don't, ok?!

If you're single... still...

Hmmm...

Well, this ain't a singles column. I can't help you homie! Errr!

If your in a relationship... I told you S Factor works! Get it! Ow!

Annnnd, errrr-uh... yeeeeah...

Welp, that's it!

Disclaimer: Because some people may very well take this to heart (you silly goose!), I am not a psychic. Duh! This is strictly for entertainment purposes only! :0)

No, Domingo! No!

So, it has been decided...

Hold up, I think that you should take a seat for this one...

Actually, lemme get you some water first and then you should sit down.

Are you ready?

Mmmkay...

Are you surrre?

Mmmkay...

I have decided that on Sundays I will not be posting!

Are you going to be alright?

Do you need a hug because I have a bank full to give away...?

There, there now...

I just need you to miss me! That's all...

No, no, no... it's not you!

It's me...

No, no... Your hair looks ... no, your weight is fiiine!

I just need a day to think things out. That's all!

I promise I'll be back on Mondays!

Yes, yes, I promise!

...Of course, I pinky promise!

You'll still be here right?

:0)

Youdda, youdda bessst!

Wet Behind the Ears

So, I just started this fantabulous blog of mine and I must say there hasn't been a day yet, that I haven't been tickled by myself!!! I'm quite pleased with it's outcome and I hope you stick around to see it get a million times better!
Feel free to drop me a line about things you'd like to hear me make funny or write about, sing about, draw... Whatever floats that boat of yours!

See ya later, alligator!
(And, yes! I still say that! What!!!)

Kisses! <3