Otay, Gemini's... This is your Official UNofficial Yearly Horoscope, brought you by, yours truly... Me! Ow!If you were born on an odd numbered day, ending in a three or a seven, you are stuck between two worlds- the good and the bad! That thing you've been doing... yeeeah... Bad! Apparently, normal Gemini's have no problem multitasking, but you, oh boy... let's just say Mama calls you her "special one." Mmmkay? What you need to do is quit bouncing back and forth, like you can handle it and keep it moving. If this seems quite difficult to you perhaps you should seek professional help. No! Not from me... another professional! If you don't you'll be waaay, I mean, like super waaay in over your head. Slacking on this advice could end you committing some type of crime or even worse... telling a lie! You don't want to lie to anybody do you?! I didn't think so! Make it happen Cap'n!
If your first name has an A or P...
HOLT!
Oh, sweet goodness! Why did they come out with ANOTHER Karate Kid?! Are you serious?! We have had enough of Daniel, son! Aight?! Be original, for Pete's sake!
Anyways... yeeeah...
Like I was saying before I was rudely startled by that nonsense commercial for another unoriginal flick...
If your first name has an A or P in it... You're fine. There's nothing wrong with you. BUT you do have a friend that really isn't your friend. It's most likely a two-faced chick but I can't put my finger on it at the moment. Keep an eye out. Oh, and play the lotto... Congratulations!
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