So, apparently there is this couple over in Morningside Heights, NY that though it would be a brilliant idea to spend $150,000 on a studio that's smaller than my feet! It's about 15 feet long and 10 feet wide. I'm talking, bedroom, living room, kitchen and bathroom with a stand-up shower! (Inhale... exhale)
ARE YOU KIDDING MEEE?!
No, seriously.
ARE YOU?!
Are you kidding me?
Ya'll ain't playin', huh?
You know your bathroom is hardly 3 feet in any angle right?!
Oh, you knew that? Well, I was just reminding you! AND you have a cat?! Oh, lawd, honey!
There ain't (And I know... Ain't ain't a word, but certain circumstances, such as this, call for the use of such a word.) no waaay these people ain't havin' a round of Ultimate Fighting every night! If it was just me and a mirror in that place I'd punch MYSELF in the face just for suggesting there might be someone else in there with me!
My hair is bigger than this place on my worst day! And you KNOW I like my big hair to cover my chrome dome!
Ohhhh...
Myyyyyy...
GOOOOOOOOOOOOODNESSSSSSSS!
I shan't believe this!
I just refuse!
My flippin' head... is ALSO bigger than this place!
I think I'm going to be sick!
I can't breeeeeeeeathe!
Quit playing games and get you a nice 2 bedroom house and backyard down here in FL for about $120K! And because you want to waste money, give me the remaining $30k, so I can invest it! Get you a nice little Red Robin that'll knock on your glass around the same time almost everyday, like my parents do and avoid committing a crime in that will end you on death row- Murder!
I got irritated just seeing two people in this tiny-iny space!!!
I feel like blasting DMX's Ante Up, right now!
Rrrrrr... Ruff!!! Ruff!!!
Lol!
Well, on a more optimistic note... at least you can stick it in your pocket when you travel! Just make sure you ain't got no holes! Lol!
To each his own...
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