Fierce & Fun Fashion Friday: Do We Not Love This?

I mean, really...

How sexy is this bathing suit?!

REALLY SEXY!
Although, Christian Dior came out with this piece back in February 2009, let me tell you that I'd rock this joint every dag on summer without shame! And you know what? I'd pose just like this on the beach with that same bracelet and pair of sunglasses! Trust, I will not even care who looks at me funny like, what the "f" is that girl doing?! Whatever, dude, I'm sexy! Don't even hate!

You know, looking at this, it's not very much going on as far as the details, but it's just the right amount of a little bit that did the trick. Hmmm... I wonder what the back looks like. I hope it's not a thong... Nah, I don't think they'd do that to this nice piece of brilliance...

My rating? 3 snaps in a mutha f-ing circle!

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It's the Fonz! Fonzworth Bentley, that Is!!!

Whaaaat?! When did Fonzy come back out with another album? I mean, where have I been?! Wherrre?! Yo, I'm diggin' this record of his- featuring Mr. Anthony Hamilton!
It's a bit banal compared to what we expect and know of him to but he's on point with this one here! Just a little bit of sugar is nice! Yeah, he's still dressed to impress and I must say that I dooo love his style! Quite weird that he started off as Diddy's umbrella boy, but hey! You get it boy! This is one smooth track right here! Welcome to my iPod, Fonzy!

Introduciiiiiiiing... JADE!

This is my oldest niece, Jade!

This little girl cracks me up!

Just thought that I'd post it because I was completely tickled by her...

Watch the way she runs out like it was an emergency! Ahahahahaaaa!

Sorry for the briefness of this post, she gave me quite the long list for my new job as the Clean-up Crew! Lol!

Love you, my little sugar muffin!

Turn the Lights Out and Listen Tuesday: Maze and Frankie Beverly- Happy Feelin's

This is one record I could ne-verrr get tired of. If you want a classic, this is definitely one that never loses it's groove. I love it when musical geniuses find each other and create such bliss to my ears! I could hug this record! Awwwh! Couldn't you? I could! Right? I know!

Vibin'.

This track right here is smoooooth and promotes much of what we need with all that's happening in the world right now. Just for a moment, let's throw it all to the wind, baby! Forget about that article due, classes tomorrow, forget about work! Get you a nice glass of _____- whatever your poison... Dim the lights... get your man or lady and enjoy yourselves. Or who even cares if you dance by yourself?! That's normal- I know I do it!

Vibe... oooooh, that's nice, right?

Yessss...

Yessss...

I know...

You're welcome.

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Beware! Lock Your Car Doors! Dummy on the Loose!

So, as very few of you may be aware, after a 2 year hiatus, I flew back to my old lover, New York, to visit my sister and her family for a few days last week.

On the first day that I arrived, I took my sister's car and went to get a few things from Shop Rite with my mother. All done. As we began to walk to the car, my mother remembered that she needed to go to Money Gram (which was in Cigar Aficion). We went. As we exited, she decided that she wanted to walk to the shoe store. We went. Afterwards, I remembered that I needed to go to 99cents City (which was really disappointing because it was no longer a city filled with just 99cent items- it was filled with items costing 99cents + $2, $3, $4 and $5!!! What the heezy?! Then it should no longer be called 99cents City! It should be called 199cents City! Or how about 299cents City?! How about that?!)

Pety letter to the owner:

Dear 99cents City,

How could you deceive me this way?! HOW?! LIARRRRRR! Oh, and you suck!

-illmonic

Anywaaaaaays...

My mom said, "You go and I'll bring the car over!"

I said, "Mmmkay!"

I paid for the stuff and my mother and I started to walk back to the car.

DUN! DUN! DUNNNNNNN!

This is where it gets crazy!

Mmmkay...

Background Information:

My sister just got a new car- it's pretty cool. I like it! But, for some reason, (sorry Jesca! Love youuu!) she always has something on her floor! ALLLLLLLLways!

Ahahahahahahhaaaaa!

That's funny!

Today, or that day, rather, it was a newspaper.

Moving on...

We start walking back to the car and I approached the passenger side. My mom walked around the back. I opened the door, hopped in and I was deeply touched! I saw that my mother removed the newspaper from the floor when she moved the car. I don't know how she could've seen it from the driver's seat, but yeah! Awwwwh!

But, wait... where in the H-E double hockey sticks did that pink jacket come from?!

And wth put these seat covers on the chairs?!

Who the heck's carrr is dis?!

OMG!

I DON'T KNOW!

GET OUT! Shut the door! I said to myself as I tried to escape from the UNcrime I had just committed! And this is New York! Whaaaat?! OMG! Somebody is going to see me! Oh, sugar and spice! RUNNNNNNNN, GIRL! RUNNNNNNNNNNN!

But, I had on some flip flops! I can't look cute running in some flip flops! C'mon son! Luckily, I saw this kid that had on some Jordan's and I said, "Son, can I borrow your Jordan's?"

He gave me the look. That let me know to keep it movin'...

I did!

I skedaddled my happy little self all the way up to my mother who was looking at me like Iiiiiii was the crazy one!

Apparently, she walked around the car I had gotten into and back to my sister's car!

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

Oh, that wasn't her car?! Oooops! My bad!

Next time lock your car lady! I could've taken that pink jacket!

Ahahahahahaaha!!!

The End.

I'm not ashamed of myself.

A day in the life of Monic'... You're welcome! :0)

DISCLAIMER: A very small part of this post was, in fact, fabricated. But, I could've asked a kid to borrow his Jordan's... except for the simple yet, very real fact that I don't wear sneakers.

Ahhh, well!

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Sundays are for Writing!

See you tomorrow, my darlings... :0)

I have fans?! Whaaaat?!

So, I must admit that I didn't know so many people actually read my blog! Not many of them have subscribed but, I cannot tell you just how many people have inquired about my MIA blog posts! Golly, geeee whiz! Shucks, ya'll I didn't know! I have been thinking that it may be pointless because hardly anyone reads my pieces. So, I guess that's one of the reasons I haven't posted. Truly, I thought just a few close friends that paid attention, but, yo! I have so many people that read! They haven't subscribed (hint-hint!) as of yet, but, yes! I have people that read! Wowza! Allow me to apologize for the delay... I am now back in full swing!

Thank you all for reading and nagging me!

Sincerely, it means the world to me!

I love you! ( Insert big cheese smile here)